Hahahahahahaha. I remember readin that one before but definitely worth repeating. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. It was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and became committed to her sister
for life.
I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. I stood there for a brief moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. I was surprised to find my future father-in-law standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ April 06, 2004 08:44 AM: Message edited by: Quoth the Raven ]</font>
Hahahahahahaha. I remember readin that one before but definitely worth repeating. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
It is NOT worth repeating. That is just SO wrong! [img]graemlins/cat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]
Dude, why did you need a condom? Doesn't she swallow?? [img]eek.gif[/img]
I had a similar incident happen to me one time. Gae and I were having lunch at Hooters in Newport. We ordered a platter of wings, and when they got there I had to go use the restroom. By the time I got back, she'd practically inhaled the whole thing. I got maybe 4 wings to gnaw on, she had about 20, and when the check came, she's like "Let's split it." I said "Split this!" and delivered a straight left to her jaw. Now I ask you- who was out of line there?
OK, now that I think about it, I guess that really wasn't that similar of an incident as Raven's....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Had a very nearly similar incident with Gae at that high priced seafood restaurant at Newport on the Levy. She finished off all the wine, all my shrimp and veggies and left a wilted lettuce leaf on my plate and demanded I pay for everything. I broke the plate over her head but she was so intoxicated she thought I was making a move on her. Can't take that woman anywhere Lew....Originally posted by Lew:
I had a similar incident happen to me one time. Gae and I were having lunch at Hooters in Newport. We ordered a platter of wings, and when they got there I had to go use the restroom. By the time I got back, she'd practically inhaled the whole thing. I got maybe 4 wings to gnaw on, she had about 20, and when the check came, she's like "Let's split it." I said "Split this!" and delivered a straight left to her jaw. Now I ask you- who was out of line there?
OK, now that I think about it, I guess that really wasn't that similar of an incident as Raven's....
So the real moral of the story is to leave your condoms and your wallet in the car. LOL!
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You did the right thing Raven! Don't pay any attention to what the others are saying, especially that vulgar Jumper. Did you get married then? Does she know how her trampy sister tried to seduce you?Originally posted by Quoth the Raven:
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. It was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and became committed to her sister
for life.
I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. I stood there for a brief moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. I was surprised to find my future father-in-law standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
<font color="#000002"><font size="1">[ April 06, 2004 08:44 AM: Message edited by: Quoth the Raven ]</font></font>
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ April 06, 2004 12:47 PM: Message edited by: MIPS ]</font>
I would have taken the younger one.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. [img]wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by Jumper69:
Actually Raven, you should have tried to arrange a "three way" with the fiancee and the freaky sister. I bet those two got in on a time or two. You could have had a sister sammich! You lucky dog.... Woof!!
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